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01-11-08, 10:04 AM #1
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Gynecologist
A young man goes into the Job Centre in Jacksonville, Florida , and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested he
goes to learn more -
"Can you give me some more details about this?" he asks the guy behind the desk.
The Job Centre man sorts through his files & replies - "Oh yes here it is:
The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist.
You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready
for the gynecologist's examination. There's an annual salary of $45,000,
but you're going to have to go to Oxford, Mississippi. That's about 620 miles fom here."
"Oh why, is that where the job's at?"
"No sir - that's where the end of the line is!"
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01-11-08, 03:37 PM #2
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01-11-08, 04:23 PM #3
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I'd take that job in Oxford. being born and raised there, Ole Miss produces some, uh, nice client base.
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01-11-08, 04:25 PM #4
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LOL....
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01-11-08, 08:34 PM #5
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Remind me not to go to that office... lol
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01-11-08, 08:39 PM #6
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Originally Posted by OXCOPS
Ah the Grove in Oxford. Lots of eye candy and if you are the visiting team you are probably going to win.
Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkzV5AIK8iM
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01-11-08, 08:50 PM #7
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The only problem with that job is dealing with the stank, wrinkled, filthy, nappy headed hoes. I am sure the first visual you got was great, BUT.................
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