Two ladies in heaven

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Two ladies talking in heaven:

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die?
1st woman: I Froze to Death.
2nd woman: How Horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from
The cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful Death. What about you?

&nb sp; 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected
That my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the Act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere That I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic And searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, And finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart Attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive

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