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    Cross240 is offline Temporarily Civilianized
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    Two ladies in heaven

    Two ladies talking in heaven:

    1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
    2nd woman: Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die?
    1st woman: I Froze to Death.
    2nd woman: How Horrible!

    1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from
    The cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful Death. What about you?

    &nb sp; 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected
    That my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the Act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

    1st woman: So, what happened?

    2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere That I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic And searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, And finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart Attack and died.

    1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive
    There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. -- Ernest Hemingway

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    but now I take a pill for that"

 

 

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