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    Talking Little Johnny

    A grade school teacher, in upstate New York , asked her class how many of them are 'Hillary fans'.
    Not really knowing what a Hillary fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except one boy.
    The teacher asked Johnny why he has decided to be different.
    Johnny says, "I'm not a Hillary fan."
    The teacher says, "Why aren't you a Hillary fan?"
    Johnny says, "I'm a George Bush fan."
    The teacher asks why he's a George Bush fan.
    The boy says, "Well, my mom's a George Bush fan and my dad's a George Bush fan, so I'm a George Bush fan!"
    The teacher asks, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot , what would that make you?"
    So Johnny replies, "That would make me a Hillary fan." [/font]


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