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    Why Parents Drink.

    The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in
    sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers,
    he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a
    child's whisper.




    " Hello ? "

    "Is your daddy home?" he asked.

    " Yes ," whispered the small voice.

    May I talk with him?"

    The child whispered, " No ."

    Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked,
    "Is your Mommy there?"


    "Yes ."


    "May I talk with her?"


    Again the small voice whispered,


    " No ."


    Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss
    asked, "Is anybody else there?"


    " Yes ," whispered the child, " a policeman ".


    Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked,
    "May I speak with the policeman?"

    " No, he's busy ", whispered the child.


    "Busy doing what?"


    " Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ,"
    came the whispered answer.



    Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through
    the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked,
    "What is that noise?"

    " A helicopter " answered the whispering voice.


    "What ! is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.


    Again, whispering, the child answered,
    " The search team just landed a helicopter ."


    Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked,
    "What are they searching for?"


    Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle...


    " ME ."
    Future Detective of The S.P.D
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    ha ha ha ha that is cute

    My dad, I miss him every day.

    Originally Posted by Wolven
    Life is too short to wear unsexy underwear.


    I am a female!!!!! LMAO

    Be who you are and say what you feel.....
    Because those that matter...don't mind...
    And those that mind...don't matter

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    If it were my kid I'd beat him after the cops left!


    Searching for Evil and the Perfect donut (Love that book)

    "It's not who you are underneath, but what you do that defines you"
    -Batman Begins

    There are gains for all our losses
    There are balms for all our pain
    But, when youth, the dream, departs
    It takes something from our hearts
    And it never comes again

    "Captain, it is I Ensign Pulver. I just threw your damn palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crap about no movie tonight?" -Ens Pulver in Mister Roberts

    The man who will go where his colors go, without asking who will fight a phantom foe in the jungle and mountain range, without counting, and who will suffer and die in the midst of incredible hardship, without complaint, is still what he has always been, from Imperial Rome to sceptered Britain to democratic America. He is the stuff of which legions are made. ...His pride is in his colors and his regiment, his training hard and thorough and coldly realistic, to fit him for what he must face...and his obedience is to his orders. He has been called United State Marine.
    T.R. Fehrenbach, This Kind of War

 

 

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