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    Nine words women use... and Men don't understand.....

    1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
    right and you need to shut up.

    2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
    Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
    minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
    and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
    usually end in fine.

    4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

    5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
    often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
    idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
    with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

    6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman
    can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
    before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
    you're welcome.

    8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

    9.) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning
    this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
    is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
    wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN!

    Me personally, I don't understand anything a women says
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    Fine! Whatever!


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    Originally Posted by Wolven
    Life is too short to wear unsexy underwear.


    I am a female!!!!! LMAO

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    I never knew women could talk!


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    Quote Originally Posted by nsb22 View Post
    I never knew women could talk!
    The one's that don't have an inflation point do.

    I'm your huckleberry...

    Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentus telum est!

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    Found a male version...

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    1. Fine: Depends heavily on the context. A 'fine' after asking, say, "How was work?", means "It was fucked, I'm not interested in talking about it". Fine at the end of an argument, however, has the same connotations as when a woman would use it, but it is USUALLY SHOUTED LIKE THIS because us men have trouble using an inside voice when we're angry.
    2. Five minutes: What is he doing? Videogames? Five minutes is about half an hour then, or until he finds the ever elusive 'next save point'. Getting ready for sex? Five minutes is two minutes. Preparing to leave? Five minutes means five minutes, and if you're not in the car in exactly five minutes you will find yourself under a veritable barrage of honking until you rectify the fact.
    3. Nothing: Is largely a synonym for 'fine', though more resolute. A 'fine' can be challenged, a 'nothing' is completely off limits, and rather than signaling that an argument is forth coming, it should tell any man-savvy woman that whatever is wrong is not up for discussion with her, her mother, or anyone she is related to. Full stop. Period.
    4. Go ahead: "I'm not interested in arguing with you anymore, do whatever the hell you want. See if I care!" Often accompanied by a #1.
    5. Loud sigh: Sometimes with a curse, like 'Jesus Christ' or 'Fucking hell', this is a sign of frustration, and means, basically, "I so don't understand the issue here, what is she still pissed about? My conclusive rebuttals weren't enough for her?"
    6. That's okay: This is a sign of disappointment. If a dude tells you 'that's okay' after you've just admitted something, it means his respect for you has taken a free fall and he's not sure what to say that won't insult you, despite his current feelings. If a guy is saying 'that's okay' a lot, you should examine your patterns and find out why.
    7. Thanks: This depends largely on the context and intonation. Like eels and shotguns, 'thanks' is a slippery beast and by no means can be explained in one dot point. So I won't.
    8. Whatever: "I'm over it. I'm not interested in arguing. I still think I'm right, but you know what? You don't, and I'm beyond caring. Fuck you." That's what 'whatever' means.
    9. Don't worry about it, I got it: This isn't often used by men, but when uttered it holds the same connotations as "Stop asking if I need help, I am a MAN, I am more than capable of handling this shit myself". Women often challenge this, which can result in a #4 #5 combo, or, worse, a #1 followed up by an #8.
    I'm your huckleberry...

    Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentus telum est!

    You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.


    I was looking for a saint who was a devil of a lover,
    but every girl I found was either one way or the other...



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    Fine! Hmmmmmmm
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    Quote Originally Posted by sweetpea View Post
    Fine! Hmmmmmmm

    Ha ha ha ha ha

    My dad, I miss him every day.

    Originally Posted by Wolven
    Life is too short to wear unsexy underwear.


    I am a female!!!!! LMAO

    Be who you are and say what you feel.....
    Because those that matter...don't mind...
    And those that mind...don't matter

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    Quote Originally Posted by countybear View Post

    Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA

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    Hmmm....

    Heres the end result of this photo and comment in most households even if it is admitted or not.



    The ever powerful and authoritative husband blurts the statement "Women don't belong on the internet." "Back to the kitchen, BITCH!"

    The woman would probably do as she was told and go to the kitchen where in she would return with the wooden rolling pin and.....


    ^%%$#@#$!!!!! BAM!! %@%@@$%%!!!!!!!!!!! CRASH!!!!! $$@#$@!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! STOP THAT!!!!! SMASH!!!!!!!@$%@#%%%@#%%^& WTF!!!!!! #$@@!!!!!!!! HOLY HELL!!!!!!
    DAMMIT!!!!!! OK!!!! ALRIGHT ALREADY!!!!!!


    Where in the wife is now sitting at the computer stating "Now show me how to work this fucking thing." And the man now has a cold beer, that he had to get himself, pressed to the contusions on his head.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lewisipso View Post




    Hmmm....

    Heres the end result of this photo and comment in most households even if it is admitted or not.



    The ever powerful and authoritative husband blurts the statement "Women don't belong on the internet." "Back to the kitchen, BITCH!"

    The woman would probably do as she was told and go to the kitchen where in she would return with the wooden rolling pin and.....


    ^%%$#@#$!!!!! BAM!! %@%@@$%%!!!!!!!!!!! CRASH!!!!! $$@#$@!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! STOP THAT!!!!! SMASH!!!!!!!@$%@#%%%@#%%^& WTF!!!!!! #$@@!!!!!!!! HOLY HELL!!!!!!
    DAMMIT!!!!!! OK!!!! ALRIGHT ALREADY!!!!!!


    Where in the wife is now sitting at the computer stating "Now show me how to work this fucking thing." And the man now has a cold beer, that he had to get himself, pressed to the contusions on his head.
    Hahaha! You're not speaking from experience, are you?




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    lol.....this is good

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    Quote Originally Posted by maclean View Post
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    1. Fine: Depends heavily on the context. A 'fine' after asking, say, "How was work?", means "It was fucked, I'm not interested in talking about it". Fine at the end of an argument, however, has the same connotations as when a woman would use it, but it is USUALLY SHOUTED LIKE THIS because us men have trouble using an inside voice when we're angry.
    2. Five minutes: What is he doing? Videogames? Five minutes is about half an hour then, or until he finds the ever elusive 'next save point'. Getting ready for sex? Five minutes is two minutes. Preparing to leave? Five minutes means five minutes, and if you're not in the car in exactly five minutes you will find yourself under a veritable barrage of honking until you rectify the fact.
    3. Nothing: Is largely a synonym for 'fine', though more resolute. A 'fine' can be challenged, a 'nothing' is completely off limits, and rather than signaling that an argument is forth coming, it should tell any man-savvy woman that whatever is wrong is not up for discussion with her, her mother, or anyone she is related to. Full stop. Period.
    4. Go ahead: "I'm not interested in arguing with you anymore, do whatever the hell you want. See if I care!" Often accompanied by a #1.
    5. Loud sigh: Sometimes with a curse, like 'Jesus Christ' or 'Fucking hell', this is a sign of frustration, and means, basically, "I so don't understand the issue here, what is she still pissed about? My conclusive rebuttals weren't enough for her?"
    6. That's okay: This is a sign of disappointment. If a dude tells you 'that's okay' after you've just admitted something, it means his respect for you has taken a free fall and he's not sure what to say that won't insult you, despite his current feelings. If a guy is saying 'that's okay' a lot, you should examine your patterns and find out why.
    7. Thanks: This depends largely on the context and intonation. Like eels and shotguns, 'thanks' is a slippery beast and by no means can be explained in one dot point. So I won't.
    8. Whatever: "I'm over it. I'm not interested in arguing. I still think I'm right, but you know what? You don't, and I'm beyond caring. Fuck you." That's what 'whatever' means.
    9. Don't worry about it, I got it: This isn't often used by men, but when uttered it holds the same connotations as "Stop asking if I need help, I am a MAN, I am more than capable of handling this shit myself". Women often challenge this, which can result in a #4 #5 combo, or, worse, a #1 followed up by an #8.

    And with that, you just summed up 75% of my days off. lol
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