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    A hole behind

    Subject: What hole
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    > A man, while playing on the front nine of a
    > complicated golf course became confused as to where he was on the course.
    > Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her,
    > explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing.
    >
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    > 'I'm on the 7th hole,' she replied, 'and
    > you are a hole behind me. So you must be on the 6th hole.'
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    > He thanked her and went back to his
    > golf.
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    > On the back nine, the same thing
    > happened and he approached her again with the same request.
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    > "I'm on number 14, and you're still a
    > hole behind, so you must be on the 13th hole."
    >
    > Once again he thanked her and returned
    > to his play.
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    > He finished his round and went to the
    > clubhouse where he saw the same lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the
    > bartender if he knew the lady. The bartender said that she was a sales lady and
    > played the course often.
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    >
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    > He approached her and said, 'Let me buy
    > you a drink in appreciation for your help. I understand that you're in the sales
    > profession. I'm in sales also. What do you sell?'
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    >
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    > 'I'll tell you, but you're going to
    > laugh,' she replied.
    >
    >
    >
    > 'No, I won't.
    >
    >
    >
    > 'Well, if you must know,' she answered,
    > 'I work for Tampax.
    >
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    > With that, he laughed so hard he lost
    > his balance and fell off the bar stool.
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    > 'See,' she said. 'I knew you'd laugh!
    >
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    > 'That's not what I'm laughing at,' he
    > replied, 'I'm a salesman for Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind you.'
    >
    There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. -- Ernest Hemingway

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