A hole behind

[Cross240]

Subject: What hole
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> A man, while playing on the front nine of a
> complicated golf course became confused as to where he was on the course.
> Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her,
> explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing.
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> 'I'm on the 7th hole,' she replied, 'and
> you are a hole behind me. So you must be on the 6th hole.'
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> He thanked her and went back to his
> golf.
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> On the back nine, the same thing
> happened and he approached her again with the same request.
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> "I'm on number 14, and you're still a
> hole behind, so you must be on the 13th hole."
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> Once again he thanked her and returned
> to his play.
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> He finished his round and went to the
> clubhouse where he saw the same lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the
> bartender if he knew the lady. The bartender said that she was a sales lady and
> played the course often.
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> He approached her and said, 'Let me buy
> you a drink in appreciation for your help. I understand that you're in the sales
> profession. I'm in sales also. What do you sell?'
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> 'I'll tell you, but you're going to
> laugh,' she replied.
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> 'No, I won't.
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> 'Well, if you must know,' she answered,
> 'I work for Tampax.
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> With that, he laughed so hard he lost
> his balance and fell off the bar stool.
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> 'See,' she said. 'I knew you'd laugh!
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> 'That's not what I'm laughing at,' he
> replied, 'I'm a salesman for Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind you.'
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