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01-24-08, 08:56 AM #1Banned
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Due To the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES.'You must now refer to them as:
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a:
She is not 'EASY' - She is: HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a: LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a: PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.
She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes: VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a:
LOW COST PROVIDER.
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a:
LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is: OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He:
INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
He is not 'BALDING' - He is in: FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He developsa case of:
It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's:
01-24-08, 09:09 AM #2
My dad, I miss him every day.
Originally Posted by Wolven
Life is too short to wear unsexy underwear.
I am a female!!!!! LMAO
Be who you are and say what you feel.....
Because those that matter...don't mind...
And those that mind...don't matter
01-24-08, 09:15 AM #3
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