Politically Correct

[SARG]

Due To the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES.'You must now refer to them as:
APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS

And furthermore:


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a:
BREASTED AMERICAN.






She is not 'EASY' - She is: HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.






She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a: LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.






She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a: PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.






She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes: VERBALLY REPETITIVE.






She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a:
LOW COST PROVIDER.

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a:

LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.






He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is: OVERLY CAUCASIAN.






He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He:

INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.






He is not 'BALDING' - He is in: FOLLICLE REGRESSION.






He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He developsa case of:

RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.






It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's:

REAR CLEAVAGE.

[mack]

ROFLMAO

[kjlaw]

Good One