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01-24-08, 08:58 AM #1
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Funny enough to get REPS.
WHY CONDOMS COME
IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12
A man walks into a drug store
with his 8-year old son.
They happen to walk by
the condom display,
and the boy asks,
"What are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies,
"Those are called condoms, son.
Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh, I see," replied the boy pensively.
"I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display
and picks up a package of 3
and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies,
"Those are for high school boys,
one for Friday,
one for Saturday,
and one for Sunday."
"Cool" says the boy.
He notices a 6 pack and asks,
"Then, who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers.
"TWO for Friday,
TWO for Saturday,
and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy,
"Then, who uses THESE?" he asks,
picking up a 12-pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied,
"Those are for married men.
One for January,
one for February,
one for March..."
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01-24-08, 09:29 AM #2
Giggidy... Giggidy..
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lmao!!!
May you rest in peace Daddy and may you never hurt again. I love you and miss you and can't wait to see you again.
12/12/44- 2/26/09
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01-24-08, 09:54 AM #3
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I'll settle for a 3 pack for the year.. it's been slow.
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01-24-08, 09:56 AM #4
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If I bought some they would expire before I got to us any.
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01-24-08, 09:58 AM #5
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Originally Posted by narcodog
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01-24-08, 10:01 AM #6
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Another situation reluctantly shared.
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01-24-08, 10:10 AM #7
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sad but true
LAW ENFORCEMENT HELPING"PERPS" SLIP DOWN STAIRS SINCE 1766!
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01-24-08, 10:10 AM #8
Giggidy... Giggidy..
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you poor poor guys...
May you rest in peace Daddy and may you never hurt again. I love you and miss you and can't wait to see you again.
12/12/44- 2/26/09
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01-24-08, 10:36 AM #9
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LMAO
FIGHT ON!
Originally Posted by Five-0
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01-24-08, 02:05 PM #10
Just another squirrel looking for a NUT
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I need a 10 pack... one for every year in a decade
Searching for Evil and the Perfect donut (Love that book)
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There are balms for all our pain
But, when youth, the dream, departs
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01-24-08, 02:17 PM #11
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That you guys actually admit it is even sadder.
My dad, I miss him every day.
Originally Posted by Wolven
Life is too short to wear unsexy underwear.
I am a female!!!!! LMAO
Be who you are and say what you feel.....
Because those that matter...don't mind...
And those that mind...don't matter
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01-24-08, 02:24 PM #12
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01-24-08, 02:26 PM #13
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You clearly fail to understand that everyone is speaking of the "Safe" sex incidents. Originally Posted by mack
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01-24-08, 02:39 PM #14
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Oh is that it? Originally Posted by SARG
FIGHT ON!
Originally Posted by Five-0
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01-24-08, 03:16 PM #15
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I think it's funny, but not enough to earn REP points IMO.
YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!
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01-24-08, 04:49 PM #16
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Rep sent! Originally Posted by k-9max
Just kidding.
Or am I?
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01-24-08, 04:54 PM #17
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Thankyou dear .......... I think.
Rats......Never mind.... She meant her pal.
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01-24-08, 04:55 PM #18
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Originally Posted by SARG
I meant rep to K-9Max.
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