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    Funny enough to get REPS.

    WHY CONDOMS COME

    IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12

    A man walks into a drug store

    with his 8-year old son.



    They happen to walk by

    the condom display,

    and the boy asks,

    "What are these, Dad?"

    To which the man matter-of-factly replies,

    "Those are called condoms, son.

    Men use them to have safe sex."

    "Oh, I see," replied the boy pensively.

    "I've heard of that in health class at school."



    He looks over the display

    and picks up a package of 3
    and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"

    The dad replies,


    "Those are for high school boys,

    one for Friday,

    one for Saturday,

    and one for Sunday."

    "Cool" says the boy.


    He notices a 6 pack and asks,

    "Then, who are these for?"

    "Those are for college men," the dad answers.


    "TWO for Friday,

    TWO for Saturday,

    and TWO for Sunday."

    "WOW!" exclaimed the boy,


    "Then, who uses THESE?" he asks,

    picking up a 12-pack.

    With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied,


    "Those are for married men.

    One for January,

    one for February,

    one for March..."

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    lmao!!!
    May you rest in peace Daddy and may you never hurt again. I love you and miss you and can't wait to see you again.

    12/12/44- 2/26/09

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    I'll settle for a 3 pack for the year.. it's been slow.

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    If I bought some they would expire before I got to us any.

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    Quote Originally Posted by narcodog View Post
    If I bought some they would expire before I got to us any.

    Amen brotha, Amen
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    Another situation reluctantly shared.

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    sad but true
    LAW ENFORCEMENT HELPING"PERPS" SLIP DOWN STAIRS SINCE 1766!

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    you poor poor guys...
    May you rest in peace Daddy and may you never hurt again. I love you and miss you and can't wait to see you again.

    12/12/44- 2/26/09

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    FIGHT ON!


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    When my kind come to rule this planet your name shall be put on a list, a protected list, and no harm shall come to you.

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    I need a 10 pack... one for every year in a decade


    Searching for Evil and the Perfect donut (Love that book)

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    That you guys actually admit it is even sadder.

    My dad, I miss him every day.

    Originally Posted by Wolven
    Life is too short to wear unsexy underwear.


    I am a female!!!!! LMAO

    Be who you are and say what you feel.....
    Because those that matter...don't mind...
    And those that mind...don't matter

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    Quote Originally Posted by mack View Post
    That you guys actually admit it is even sadder.
    You clearly fail to understand that everyone is speaking of the "Safe" sex incidents.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SARG View Post
    You clearly fail to understand that everyone is speaking of the "Safe" sex incidents.
    Oh is that it?
    FIGHT ON!


    Quote Originally Posted by Five-0 View Post
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    I think it's funny, but not enough to earn REP points IMO.
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    Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!

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    Quote Originally Posted by k-9max View Post
    I think it's funny, but not enough to earn REP points IMO.
    Rep sent!






    Just kidding.

    Or am I?




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    Thankyou dear .......... I think.

    Rats......Never mind.... She meant her pal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SARG View Post
    Thankyou dear .......... I think.

    I meant rep to K-9Max.




 

 

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