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    The Cowboy and the Pharmacist

    An elderly Texas cowhand went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for the little blue Viagra pill.

    The pharmacist asked "How many?" The cowboy replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into four pieces."

    The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you through sex."

    The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm past seventy years old, and I don't even think about sex much anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my new boots."




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