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01-24-08, 07:28 PM #1
The Cowboy and the Pharmacist
An elderly Texas cowhand went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for the little blue Viagra pill.
The pharmacist asked "How many?" The cowboy replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into four pieces."
The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you through sex."
The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm past seventy years old, and I don't even think about sex much anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my new boots."
01-24-08, 07:29 PM #2
Ha!I'm your huckleberry...
Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentus telum est!
You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.
I was looking for a saint who was a devil of a lover,
but every girl I found was either one way or the other...
01-24-08, 07:30 PM #3
01-24-08, 07:34 PM #4
Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer. --Al Bundy
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