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  1. 01-24-08, 07:53 PM #1
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    Aunt Maxine at the Bar


    Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself

    Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"

    Maxine: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."

    Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"

    Maxine: "No, they spread."
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