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    Aunt Maxine at the Bar


    Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself

    Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"

    Maxine: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."

    Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"

    Maxine: "No, they spread."
    To be a good Law Enforcement Officer you MUST know the law!

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    FIGHT ON!


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    When my kind come to rule this planet your name shall be put on a list, a protected list, and no harm shall come to you.

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    lmao.....

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