stuck the nsfw code on just to be safe, it ain't that bad...

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The C-5 pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave
the G.I.s the usual information regarding seat belts
,parachutes, etc Finally, she said, 'Now sit back and enjoy
your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take
you safely to Afghanistan .'

An old M/Sgt. sitting in the eighth row thought to himself,
'Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman?'

When the attendant came by he said 'Did I
understand you right? Is the captain a woman?

'Yes,' said the Attendant, 'In fact, this entire crew is
female.'

'My God,' he said, 'I wish I had two double scotch and
sodas. I don't know what to think with only women up there
in the cockpit.'

'That's another thing Sarge,' said the attendant,
'We No Longer Call It The Cock Pit.'
'It's The Box Office'