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Thread: LARRY IS IN ROOM #233
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02-02-08, 05:07 PM #1
LARRY IS IN ROOM #233
Larry gets home late one night and, Linda, his wife says, "Where in the hell have you been?"
Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?
I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disgust
Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed
On his privates?"
Well, one, I like to watch my money grow
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money
Three, I like how money feels in my hand
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay Right
here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want
Larry is recovering in room 233 at the local hospitalYEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!
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02-02-08, 05:08 PM #2
An oldy but a good one, I need to refresh my wife's memory of this one.
To be a good Law Enforcement Officer you MUST know the law!
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02-02-08, 05:28 PM #3
Why room #233? What is special about that number?
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02-02-08, 06:03 PM #4dulce et decorum est pro patria mori
Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass
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02-02-08, 06:27 PM #5
Choose The Right. When you're doing whats right, then you have nothing to worry about.
Not a LEO
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In memory of Robert N. Panos 1955 - 2008 Ceres Police Dept.

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02-03-08, 01:34 AM #6
According to Wikipedia:
233 is an irregular prime, a full reptend prime, a cousin prime, a Chen prime, and a sexy prime. It is an Eisenstein prime of the form 3n − 1 with no imaginary part. Since 233 × 2 + 1 = 467, another prime, 233 is a Sophie Germain prime. 233 is also a prime triplet (with 227 and 229).
It is a Fibonacci number, being the sum of 89 and 144. Being an odd-indexed Fibonacci number, it is also a Markov number, appearing in solutions to the Markov Diophantine equation: (1, 89, 233), (89, 233, 610), (233, 610, 426389), ...
In base 10 there is no integer that added up to its own digits yields 233, hence 233 is a self number. In base 3, the sum of 233's digits is composite, no smaller prime has this property.
[edit] In other fields
In current teenage slang and Internet discourse, 233 is sometimes used instead of BFF to abbreviate "Best Friends Forever." The digits correspond to the number keys that would be pressed on a telephone while sending a text message. In Windows live messenger 233 is a commonly used to represent the emoticon of raised eybrows.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/233_(number)
I thought maybe it had something to do with the teen slang, raised eyebrows, or "sexy prime" stuff.
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02-04-08, 06:50 AM #7
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02-04-08, 07:37 AM #8
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02-04-08, 07:42 AM #9
I think my brain just melted!
.The Swamp Mafia -"Heaven doesn't want us,and Hell's afraid we'll take over!!"
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02-04-08, 10:18 AM #10
Jenna,
I think you have toooo much time on your hands.
But you're a deputy, you can't give me a ticket!
Yea Ok, sign here and press hard there are 4 copies!

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02-04-08, 01:50 PM #11
For obvious reasons jenna, it appears that you have not been to a hospital.
#233, normally, well, lets say around here, #233 means that its a room on the 2nd floor (2= what floor he is on, 33= which exact room he is in. when you put this together, it comes out to room # 233.
Just a side note, you made my head hurt
YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!
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02-04-08, 04:14 PM #12
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02-04-08, 04:32 PM #13
GOOD GRIEF!!! Y'all stop before something breaks in my brain!!!
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02-04-08, 04:33 PM #14\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
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02-04-08, 05:07 PM #16YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!
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02-04-08, 06:11 PM #17
Jenna, Jenna, Jenna.

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02-04-08, 09:43 PM #18
Yup. Jenna over thought again. Now my head hurts.
Choose The Right. When you're doing whats right, then you have nothing to worry about.
Not a LEO
In memory of Sgt. Howard K. Stevenson 1965 - 2005. Ceres Police Dept.
In memory of Robert N. Panos 1955 - 2008 Ceres Police Dept.

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02-05-08, 12:23 AM #19
Choose The Right. When you're doing whats right, then you have nothing to worry about.
Not a LEO
In memory of Sgt. Howard K. Stevenson 1965 - 2005. Ceres Police Dept.
In memory of Robert N. Panos 1955 - 2008 Ceres Police Dept.

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02-05-08, 12:39 AM #20YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!
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