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02-04-08, 09:21 PM #1
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Jenna, this joke is for you
Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He laid awake nights wondering if there really is a dog.
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Originally Posted by Buttercup
Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He laid awake nights wondering if there really is a dog.
Nice...get her started........
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lol sad lol
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02-04-08, 09:28 PM #4
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I figured I'd give her a joke thread that contained no mysterious numbers like "233" or anything like that. Originally Posted by Pudge113
Nice...get her started........
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02-04-08, 09:31 PM #5
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Rolling on Floor Laughing. How long until Jenna replies?
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02-04-08, 10:54 PM #6
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she is studiously ignoring this thread Originally Posted by CTR man
Rolling on Floor Laughing. How long until Jenna replies?
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02-05-08, 12:09 AM #7
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that was pretty damn funny
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02-05-08, 01:20 AM #8
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Now I'll never get to sleep!
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02-05-08, 01:47 AM #9
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I hear people who have trouble sleeping count sheep. Originally Posted by Jenna
Now I'll never get to sleep!
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02-05-08, 02:05 AM #10
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So what do sheep count? Originally Posted by Terminator
I hear people who have trouble sleeping count sheep.
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02-05-08, 02:10 AM #11
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Other sheep, silly.
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But should I count myself as well?
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lol....
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Originally Posted by Jenna
But should I count myself as well?
Only if ewe want to.
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02-05-08, 10:04 AM #15
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So is there really a dog?
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Do geese see God?
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02-05-08, 10:46 AM #18
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Haha!
Jenna, the question "do geese see God?" is significant. How so?
Try this one, and don't overthink it:
Was it a cat I saw?
Was it a rat I saw?
Was it a car or a cat I saw?
Was it a bat I saw?
Was it a bar or a bat I saw?
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02-05-08, 12:36 PM #19
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Palindromes. Oldest trick in the book. Started with Eve.
"Madam, I'm Adam."
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02-05-08, 12:43 PM #20
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Finally! I thought I was going to have to pull out this one:
I saw desserts. I'd no lemons, alas no melon. Distressed was I.
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