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02-04-08, 10:21 PM #1
Jenna, this joke is for you
Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He laid awake nights wondering if there really is a dog.
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02-04-08, 10:27 PM #3
lol sad lol
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02-04-08, 10:31 PM #5
Rolling on Floor Laughing. How long until Jenna replies?
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02-04-08, 11:54 PM #6
02-05-08, 01:09 AM #7
that was pretty damn funny-=Twan007
Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.
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02-05-08, 02:20 AM #8
Now I'll never get to sleep!
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02-05-08, 03:10 AM #11
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02-05-08, 03:14 AM #12
But should I count myself as well?
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02-05-08, 11:04 AM #15
So is there really a dog?
02-05-08, 11:07 AM #16
Do geese see God?
02-05-08, 11:12 AM #17
02-05-08, 11:46 AM #18
Jenna, the question "do geese see God?" is significant. How so? Try this one, and don't overthink it:
Was it a cat I saw?
Was it a rat I saw?
Was it a car or a cat I saw?
Was it a bat I saw?
Was it a bar or a bat I saw?
02-05-08, 01:36 PM #19
Palindromes. Oldest trick in the book. Started with Eve.
"Madam, I'm Adam."
02-05-08, 01:43 PM #20
Finally! I thought I was going to have to pull out this one:
I saw desserts. I'd no lemons, alas no melon. Distressed was I.
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