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    Why's of Men? *CONTAINS SEXUAL CONTENT*

    Why's of Men?


    1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

    (Because they are plugged into a genius)


    2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?

    (They don't have enough time)


    3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE
    EGG?

    (They don't stop to ask directions)

    4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

    (Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and
    they vapor lock)


    (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)


    5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?


    (So they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)


    6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

    (You need a rough draft before you make a final copy)


    7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT
    DOWN?

    (Dont know.....it never happened)


    8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?

    (Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
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    You got it right this time RSA,
    http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/f.../ukbluejw2.gif


    "When you feel dog tired at night, it may be because you've growled all day long."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass View Post

    2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?

    They don't have enough time


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    5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?


    (So they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
    is that unacceptable or something?!??!??!?!
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    Ender

    "And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes, I'll see you on the dark side of the moon..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ender View Post
    is that unacceptable or something?!??!??!?!
    If you look anything like your avatar, probably not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator View Post
    If you look anything like your avatar, probably not.
    i wish i was that pretty
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    Ender

    "And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes, I'll see you on the dark side of the moon..."

 

 

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