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02-07-08, 08:56 PM #1
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Why's of Men? *CONTAINS SEXUAL CONTENT*
Why's of Men?
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(Because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(They don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE
EGG?
(They don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and
they vapor lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(So they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(You need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT
DOWN?
(Dont know.....it never happened)
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA
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02-07-08, 10:27 PM #2
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You got it right this time RSA,
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"When you feel dog tired at night, it may be because you've growled all day long."
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02-07-08, 10:34 PM #3
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Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass
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02-07-08, 10:57 PM #4
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is that unacceptable or something?!??!??!?!5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(So they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)--
Ender
"And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes, I'll see you on the dark side of the moon..."
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02-07-08, 11:00 PM #5
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If you look anything like your avatar, probably not. Originally Posted by Ender
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02-07-08, 11:03 PM #6
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i wish i was that pretty Originally Posted by Terminator
If you look anything like your avatar, probably not.
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"And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes, I'll see you on the dark side of the moon..."
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