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02-08-08, 10:44 AM #1Corporal
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Materialism at its best...
A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.
So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from
the gentleman who is seated over there." ..and indicated the sender
with a nod of his head. She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds,
not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note.
The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from
her and conveyed it to the gentleman.
The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants"
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in
return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter! and instructed him
to deliver it to the lady.
"Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be.
I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche
Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen & Miami ,
and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana . There is over twenty million dollars
in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful
as you are, would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back."
02-08-08, 11:17 AM #2
nice nice nice-=Twan007
Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
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