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02-08-08, 03:58 PM #1Master OfficerVerified LEO
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A skinny little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy staring at him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says; "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound right testicle, 3 pound left testicle, Turner Brown."
The little man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.
The big guys says, " What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around".
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