Retired

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make
their days interesting.

Well for example, the other day I went into town and went to a shop. I was
only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing
out a parking ticket

I went up to him and said, "Come on mate, how about giving a senior a
break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another
ticket for having worn tires.

So I called him a piece of dog shit. He finished the second ticket and put
it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20
minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't give a shit. I came into town by bus.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's
important at my age.

Very funny

That's awesome. I'm going to try that today when I have to go into town.

Lol!