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02-17-06, 12:22 AM #1
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make
their days interesting.
Well for example, the other day I went into town and went to a shop. I was
only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing
out a parking ticket
I went up to him and said, "Come on mate, how about giving a senior a
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another
ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a piece of dog shit. He finished the second ticket and put
it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20
minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't give a shit. I came into town by bus.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's
important at my age.
02-21-06, 11:17 AM #2
Very funnyServamus et Servimus........"To Serve and Protect"
02-21-06, 11:23 AM #3
That's awesome. I'm going to try that today when I have to go into town.
02-23-06, 08:43 AM #4
A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.
It enriches those who receive it,without making poorer those who give.It takes but a moment, but the memoryof it sometimes lasts forever.
None is so rich or mighty that hecan get along without it,and none is so poor but thathe can be made rich by it.
A smile creates happiness in the home,fosters goodwill in business,and is the countersign of friendship.
It brings rest to the weary,cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.
Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,or stolen, for it is something that is of novalue to anyone until it is given away.
Some people are too tired to give you a smile.Give them one of yours, as none needs a smileso much as he who has no more to give.
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