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    The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we
    had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where
    you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."

    "Yes, she says, "I remember it well."

    "OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do
    it
    for old time's sake?"

    "Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"

    A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and,
    having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these
    two
    old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so
    there's no
    trouble. So he follows them.

    The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support
    aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and
    make
    their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops
    his trousers.

    As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Then suddenly they
    erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes
    on for
    about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and
    screaming.

    Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

    The policeman is amazed He thinks he has learned something about life and
    old age that he didn't know.

    After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple
    struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.

    The Policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly
    amazing, I've got
    to ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple passes, he says
    to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a
    fantastic
    sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"

    Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, "Fifty years ago, that wasn't
    an electric fence.

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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Thats some funny shit right there
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    The story or the was that how the man described it???
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