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02-11-08, 09:00 PM #1
The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we
had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where
you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."
"Yes, she says, "I remember it well."
"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do
itfor old time's sake?"
"Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and,
having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these
twoold-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so
there's notrouble. So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support
aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and
maketheir way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops
As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Then suddenly they
erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes
on forabout ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and
Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed He thinks he has learned something about life and
old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple
struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The Policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly
amazing, I've gotto ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple passes, he says
to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a
fantasticsex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"
Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, "Fifty years ago, that wasn't
an electric fence.
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02-11-08, 09:19 PM #2
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
Found blackberry riots and
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
02-11-08, 10:15 PM #3
Electrofying story"Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History"
"All history becomes subjective; in other words there is properly no history, only biography."
02-23-08, 10:21 PM #4
Thats some funny shit right thereYEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!
02-24-08, 01:28 AM #5
Thats just shocking!*************************"It wouldn't take much for me to up and run...to another life somewhere in the sun."*************************"There's something inherently wrong with having to put on a bullet-proof vest and a gun to go to work."-(An old friend)
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02-24-08, 08:02 AM #6
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02-24-08, 09:01 PM #9If you ain't living on the edge, you're taking up too much room.
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