Hillary and the old cow

[ryan36002]

Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road
one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The
driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the aged bovine was struck
and killed.

Hilary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the
owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls
to lobbyists.

About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his
clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of
expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other,
and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.

' What happened to you,' asked Hillary?
'Well,' the driver replied, 'the farmer gave me the cigar , his wife
gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made
passionate love to me.'!

'My God, what did you tell them?' asked Hillary.

The driver replied, 'I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm
Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow. The rest
happened so fast I couldn't stop it.'

[iso607]

Good one.

[CTR man]

I love it. If only it were true. I can't stand Hillary.