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    Hillary and the old cow

    Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road
    one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The
    driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the aged bovine was struck
    and killed.

    Hilary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the
    owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls
    to lobbyists.

    About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his
    clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of
    expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other,
    and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.

    ' What happened to you,' asked Hillary?
    'Well,' the driver replied, 'the farmer gave me the cigar , his wife
    gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made
    passionate love to me.'!

    'My God, what did you tell them?' asked Hillary.

    The driver replied, 'I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm
    Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow. The rest
    happened so fast I couldn't stop it.'
    "You will learn more with your ears than you will your mouth!"

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    Good one.

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    I love it. If only it were true. I can't stand Hillary.


    Choose The Right. When you're doing whats right, then you have nothing to worry about.

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    In memory of Sgt. Howard K. Stevenson 1965 - 2005. Ceres Police Dept.
    In memory of Robert N. Panos 1955 - 2008 Ceres Police Dept.









 

 

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