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02-14-08, 09:04 PM #1
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, "You see, it's like this,
yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.
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02-14-08, 09:34 PM #2
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02-15-08, 05:33 AM #3
gonna have to try that with my new girlfriend of 1 week...
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02-15-08, 05:04 PM #4
That one just got sent to my girlfriend via e-mail
Good stuff!Calm Like A Bomb...
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02-15-08, 05:18 PM #5
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
Found blackberry riots and
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
02-15-08, 08:10 PM #6
Absolutely grossDon't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA
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02-15-08, 08:16 PM #7
O'h God I think I'm gonna bust a gut.
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