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    PMS JEWELRY

    My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings
    bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
    able to monitor my moods.

    We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
    turns green and when I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big
    freaking red mark on his forehead.

    Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
    Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.

    Do not puff, shade, skew, tailor, firm up, stretch, massage,
    or otherwise distort statements of fact.
    FBI Special Agent Coleen Rowley

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    Damn!!
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    with the concussion and short term memory loss, I was wondering what all these red marks were on my forehead!


    Searching for Evil and the Perfect donut (Love that book)

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    But, when youth, the dream, departs
    It takes something from our hearts
    And it never comes again

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