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02-18-08, 05:41 PM #1
How About A Bubba Joke Then?
Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate
Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their
practices like an assembly line? Here's what happened to Bubba:
Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what
he had. Bubba said: "Shingles." So she wrote down his name, address,
medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he
Bubba said, "Shingles." So she wrote down his height, weig ht, a co
mplete medical histor y and told Bubba to wait in the examining room.
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba
said, "Shingles." So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood
pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his
clothes and wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba sitting patiently in
the nude and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, "Shingles." The
doctor asked, "Where?"
Bubba said, "Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload
'em??"If the grass is always greener on the other side, stop pissing on yours.
02-18-08, 05:45 PM #2
Okay, one more Boudreaux joke
Subject: Cajuns know how to Git-R-Dun
Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
Yes. What can I do for you?"
I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Thibodeaux.... He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there."
Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Thibodeaux's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece
of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Thibodeaux and leave.
Shortly, the phone rings at Thibodeaux's house.
Hey, Thibodeaux! This here's Boudreaux.... did the Sheriff come?"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Happy Birthday, buddy!"
(Cajuns know how to Git-R-Dun)If the grass is always greener on the other side, stop pissing on yours.
02-18-08, 07:49 PM #3
4everlate,in case you didn't see Dapples obit.Read below.
There will be no more Boudreaux & Thibodeaux Jokes.
Boudreaux passed away & left a will.
He wanted to be buried at sea.
Thibodeaux drowned trying to dig his grave.
02-18-08, 08:09 PM #4
Bubba and Earl were at the Ms State/Ole Miss game this year, watching the halftime festivities.
The Ms State cheerleaders brought their mascott, an english bulldog out onto the field. The dog promptly sat down and started licking his privates. Bubba elbowed Earl and said "Look at that dog, Earl... I sure wish I could do that." Bubba raised an eybrow and said "Bubba, that dog would bite you."*************************"It wouldn't take much for me to up and run...to another life somewhere in the sun."*************************"There's something inherently wrong with having to put on a bullet-proof vest and a gun to go to work."-(An old friend)
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02-19-08, 10:16 AM #5
LOLCalm Like A Bomb...
“A pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. An optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.”
02-20-08, 07:32 PM #6
those are great....--
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