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    Attorney got we he asked for! LMAO

    If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility...
    Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?"
    A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away."
    Q: "Officer -- who provided this description?"
    A: "The officer who responded to the scene."
    Q: "A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?"
    A: "Yes, sir. With my life."
    Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?"
    A: "Yes sir, we do!"
    Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?"
    A: "Yes sir, I do."
    Q: "And do you have a lock on your locker?"
    A: "Yes sir."
    Q: "Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?"
    A: "You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room."

    The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's "Best Comeback" line -- and we think he'll win.
    YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.

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    Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!

    As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked, Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!

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    LOL.

 

 

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