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02-18-06, 01:24 PM #1
Feel the love, Osama
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?" Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"
"Osama Bin Laden," she says.
Shocked, her father asks, "Why Osama Bin Laden?"
"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."
Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride.
"Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
"I know," little Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, then the Marines could shoot the fucker!"
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02-19-06, 12:54 AM #2Originally Posted by cajunguyHe who has the money, signs the cheques.
He who signs the cheques, makes the rules.
He who makes the rules, has the power.
He who has the power, has the money.
02-19-06, 01:43 AM #3
ROFLMAO!!! Rep sent."A nation, as a society, forms a moral person, and every member of it is personally responsible for his society."
-Thomas Jefferson, 1792
Cotton candy don't get wet until it's in your mouth.
02-19-06, 04:38 AM #4
Damn right. Its good to see our youth of today coming up with such good ideas .Being the best is not what always counts. What counts is always trying your best.
Remember who you are, and where you came from. That way you never get a big head.
May those that lost their lives in 9-11 RIP, for the things you did not many could do. You left so many behind so that you could save so few. For now we stand strong as one, and will not look back till the fight is done. (me)
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02-19-06, 10:22 PM #5
GET SOME!!!!!!! (rep sent)!Insert witty comment and disclaimer here.
02-21-06, 12:11 PM #6
Good oneServamus et Servimus........"To Serve and Protect"
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