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02-28-08, 03:34 AM #1
These are fun. I enjoy seeing what everyone comes up with.
02-28-08, 04:14 AM #2Temporarily Civilianized
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- East Tennessee
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Red bull gives you WIIIIINNGS!!!There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter.” -- Ernest Hemingway
02-28-08, 05:55 AM #3
"Sister Gwenda Krishna takes a hidden break from handing out flowers at the local airport... "
"The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money."
- Alexis de Tocqueville, Democracy in America
Tell me not, Sweet, I am unkind,
That from the nunnery
Of thy chaste breast and quiet mind
To war and arms I fly. - Lovelace
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02-28-08, 06:35 AM #4
Nicotine and caffeine make your hair fall out!
02-28-08, 11:20 AM #5
I know this is the men's room. Can't you tell I'm a male?
Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:
"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that justifies it." -- Frederic Bastiat
"Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never really care for anything else thereafter." Ernest Hemingway
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02-28-08, 11:59 AM #6
The drapes have to match the carpet"And don't go home, and don't go to eat, and don't play with yourself. It wouldn't look nice on my highway", Buford T. Justice
#1 Rule in Police: Sometimes its easier to ask Forgiveness than it is to ask Permission
No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind blue eyes
02-28-08, 12:08 PM #7
Sorry Senator, I wasn't aware that this stall was occupied!Any day above ground is a fine day indeed!
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
SOME DAYS YOU ARE THE PIGEON, SOME DAYS YOU ARE THE STATUE
02-28-08, 12:38 PM #8
"I'm gheyyyy, but shhhhh, don't tell anyone."
.The Swamp Mafia -"Heaven doesn't want us,and Hell's afraid we'll take over!!".
02-28-08, 01:08 PM #9
I'm thinking of getting dicks tattooed on my head. What do you think?
02-28-08, 04:23 PM #10
Hi, My name is BobTo be a good Law Enforcement Officer you MUST know the law!
02-28-08, 04:34 PM #11
Hi Im Britney, and I don't care who you are."An Unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper
Some people are meant to be the police......Some people are meant to call the police!!!
"Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it and hell where they already have it."
" I believe that forgiving them (Terrorist) is God's function. OUR job is to arrange the meeting."
General Norman Schwartzkopf
Not all Muslims are Terrorists, but all Terrorists are Muslim.
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03-02-08, 01:14 AM #12
Britney attempts to break all Ten Commandments in one gas station restroom. No-one cares. Film at 11:00, anyway.
03-03-08, 11:28 PM #13
I need TP for my bumhole!Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.
Do not puff, shade, skew, tailor, firm up, stretch, massage,
or otherwise distort statements of fact.FBI Special Agent Coleen Rowley
03-03-08, 11:40 PM #14
Hey buddy pull my finger" The hardest thing about disarming an armed suspect is not slipping on your own shit "
Michael P. Gordon E.O.W 08 Aug 2004
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03-04-08, 12:44 AM #15
Oops I did it again.
Hit me baby, one more time.
03-04-08, 12:49 AM #16
"You can take the girl out of the swamp, but you can't take the swamp out of the girl."I'm your huckleberry...
Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentus telum est!
You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.
I was looking for a saint who was a devil of a lover,
but every girl I found was either one way or the other...
03-04-08, 12:50 AM #17
I wouldnt go in there if I were you, I... I... I...., just dont go in there!
03-04-08, 12:17 PM #18
This picture is what you will find if you look up trailer park trash in the dictionary.Calm Like A Bomb...
“A pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. An optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.”
03-04-08, 12:32 PM #19
"Have you seen my mom she looks just like me, but with a tatoo".
03-04-08, 12:53 PM #20Wise men stand behind me, brave men stand beside me, but only fools stand against me.
The force that propels you to prevail when you are put to a test of survival will be a mindset that refuses to accept nothing but winning.
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and bitch slap that motherf*cker upside the head.
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