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02-20-06, 01:56 AM #1
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Memo
This list was devised for paramedics and EMTs but I believe that it can also apply to Police
1. Cardiac patients should not be referred to as suffering from MUH (messed up heart), PBS (pretty bad shape), PCL (pre-code looking) or HIBGIA (had it before, got it again).
2. Stroke patients are NOT "Charlie Carrots." Nor are rescuers to use CCFCCP(Coo Coo for Cocoa Puffs) to describe their mental state.
3. Trauma patients are not CATS (cut all to shit), FDGB (fall down, go boom), TBC (total body crunch) or "hamburger helper." Similarly, descriptions of a car crash do not have to include phrases like "negative vehicle to vehicle interface" or "terminal deceleration syndrome."
4. HAZMAT teams are highly trained professionals, not "glow worms."
5. Persons with altered mental states as a result of drug use are not considered "pharmaceutically gifted."
6. Gunshot wounds to the head are not "trans-occipital implants."
7. The homeless are not "urban outdoorsmen," nor is endotracheal intubation referred to as a "PVC Challenge."
8. And finally, do not refer to recently deceased persons as being "paws up," ART (assuming room temperature), CC (Cancel Christmas), CTD (circling the drain), DRT (dead right there) or NLPR (no long playing records).
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02-20-06, 03:40 AM #2
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Ha ha! Funny!
A Smile
A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.
It enriches those who receive it,without making poorer those who give.It takes but a moment, but the memoryof it sometimes lasts forever.
None is so rich or mighty that hecan get along without it,and none is so poor but thathe can be made rich by it.
A smile creates happiness in the home,fosters goodwill in business,and is the countersign of friendship.
It brings rest to the weary,cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.
Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,or stolen, for it is something that is of novalue to anyone until it is given away.
Some people are too tired to give you a smile.Give them one of yours, as none needs a smileso much as he who has no more to give.
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02-20-06, 03:42 AM #3MountainCop Guest
ROTFLMAO!!
But can I still use 'kipper on a kracker' for number 8????
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02-20-06, 03:46 AM #4
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LOL!
Originally Posted by MountainCop
I don't think that would be allowed either. Nice try thou!
A Smile
A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.
It enriches those who receive it,without making poorer those who give.It takes but a moment, but the memoryof it sometimes lasts forever.
None is so rich or mighty that hecan get along without it,and none is so poor but thathe can be made rich by it.
A smile creates happiness in the home,fosters goodwill in business,and is the countersign of friendship.
It brings rest to the weary,cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.
Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,or stolen, for it is something that is of novalue to anyone until it is given away.
Some people are too tired to give you a smile.Give them one of yours, as none needs a smileso much as he who has no more to give.
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02-20-06, 03:47 AM #5MountainCop Guest
Darn....
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02-20-06, 03:52 AM #6
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How about SOL for #8.
And what do you mean we can't use DRT, they are not going anywhere why. Because they are dead right there duh. They can't move. So where else are they dead at.
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02-20-06, 05:28 PM #7
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A couple more possibilities:
For those who burned - BTS (Burned to shit) or CC (for Crispy Critters).
(I know, I know, I'm totally heartless, unfeeling, and completely insensitive.)
What can I say?
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02-20-06, 05:50 PM #8
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Originally Posted by cajunguy
That's one that is used. My Sergeant has a guy that she refers to as Crispy Critter....he was burned in a fire that she responded too and investigated. He was very, extremely black and charcoaled. He was so burnt, that his foot fell off when they were removing the body from the house. NOW THAT IS A CRISPY CRITTER!
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02-21-06, 11:09 AM #9
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I get a lot of cc's............not nice but apt.
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