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03-11-08, 02:32 PM #1
My wife and I went to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits we
stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR. My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs...Smiled and said, He
mated 50 times last year.
We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR. My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, WOW, That's more than twice
a week! .........You could learn a lot from him
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said in capital letters, THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR.
My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and
said, That's once a day, You could REALLY learn something from this one. I looked at her and said, Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.
Honestly, My condition has been upgraded from critical to
stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.Wise men stand behind me, brave men stand beside me, but only fools stand against me.
The force that propels you to prevail when you are put to a test of survival will be a mindset that refuses to accept nothing but winning.
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and bitch slap that motherf*cker upside the head.
03-11-08, 02:44 PM #2
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