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    911 Emergency calls - Believe it or Not

    BELIEVE it or not,
    These are REAL 911 Calls!

    Dispatcher
    :
    9-1-1 What is your emergency?
    Caller:
    I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown
    house on the corner.
    Dispatcher:
    Do you havean address?
    Caller:
    No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?

    Dispatcher
    :
    9-1-1 What is your emergency?
    Caller
    :
    Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham
    and cheese sandwich
    .
    Dispatcher
    :
    Excuse me?
    Caller
    :
    I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen
    table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had
    taken a bite out of it.

    Dispatcher
    :
    Was anything else taken?
    Caller
    :
    No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired
    of it!

    Dispatcher:
    9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
    Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have
    an eleven on it.
    Dispatcher:
    This is nine eleven.
    Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
    Dispatcher:
    Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same
    thing.

    Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.

    My Personal Favorite!!!

    Dispatcher:
    9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
    Caller:
    My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two
    minutes apart

    Dispatcher:
    Is this her first child?
    Caller:
    No, you idiot! This is her husband!
    And the winner is..........

    Dispatcher:
    9-1-1
    Caller:
    Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath.
    Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.

    Dispatcher:
    Sir, where are you calling from?
    Caller:
    I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
    Dispatcher: !
    Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
    Caller:
    No
    Dispatcher:
    What were you doing before you started having trouble
    breathing?

    Caller:
    Running from the Police.
    YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.

    Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
    Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!

    As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked, Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!

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    Romans 8:28-31

    "Anima Sana In Corpore Sano"

    The opinions, beliefs, and ideas expressed in this post are mine, and mine alone. They are NOT the opinions, beliefs, ideas, or policies of my Agency, Sheriff, County Board, or any member of my department.

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    Stupid people should also not be allowed to use phones.
    Lead from the front and always remember those who came first.



    Capt. Ocativo "OX" Gonzalez
    EOW 6/16/06


    Always remember that a casket is hotter than your vest.

    Quote Originally Posted by conalabu View Post
    Soon the whole world will be in the hands of the Swamp Mafia.

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    Those were bad. Some people shouldn't be allowed to call 911.

 

 

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