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    The 7 kinds of SEX.

    Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.

    The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex .

    * This kind of sex happens when you first meet
    someone and you both have sex until you are
    blue in the face.

    The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex .
    * This is when you have been with your partner
    for a short time and you are so needy you will
    have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

    The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex .
    * This is when you have been with your partner
    for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and
    you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

    The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex
    * This is when you have been with your partner
    for too long. When you pass each other in the
    hallway you both say 'screw you.'

    The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex
    * Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun
    in the afternoon and Nun at night.(Very Popular)

    The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex
    * This is when you cannot stand your wife any
    more. She takes you to court and screws you
    in front of everyone.

    And; Last, but not least,

    The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex .
    * You get a little each month.
    But not enough to enjoy yourself.




    YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.

    Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
    Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!

    As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked, Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!

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    I've heard this one, it's hilarious. Definitely some truth to it.

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    An Oldie but goodie
    Lead from the front and always remember those who came first.



    Capt. Ocativo "OX" Gonzalez
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    Always remember that a casket is hotter than your vest.

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    Soon the whole world will be in the hands of the Swamp Mafia.

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    Love that one
    Calm Like A Bomb...

    A pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. An optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.
    -Winston Churchill

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    I am into the popular but rarely discussed "Bicycle Grip" sex phase. My impressive unit now resembles a bike grip from excessive self handling and manipulation. This affliction affects every US male (with the notable exception of the Legend, Hugh Hefner).
    Why no, that's not a pregnant anaconda in my pants...why do you ask?

 

 

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