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    Ollie and the Hooker

    Ollie was walking home late at night, through the park,
    and sees a Woman in the shadows.

    "Twenty dollars" she whispers.

    He'd never been with a hooker before, but decides, what the
    hell, it's only twenty bucks.

    So they hide in the bushes. They're going "at it" for a minute
    when all of a sudden a light flashes on them -- it's a police
    officer.

    "What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.

    "I'm making luff to my vife ," Ollie answers indignantly.

    "Oh, I'm sorry." says the cop. "I

    didn't know."

    "Vell," says Ollie, "I din't neder, 'til you shine that damn
    light in her face."
    Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.

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    Sucks to be him!!!!!



    On a side note, when I was in NC and worked Vice/Narcotics I have actually arrested a wife one time for prostitution. A few weeks later we arrested the husband in a sting for solicitation of prostitution! We told them they needed to get together at home and just exchange their money in there own bedroom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDawg View Post
    Sucks to be him!!!!!



    On a side note, when I was in NC and worked Vice/Narcotics I have actually arrested a wife one time for prostitution. A few weeks later we arrested the husband in a sting for solicitation of prostitution! We told them they needed to get together at home and just exchange their money in there own bedroom.
    at the OP and this.
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