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    Special Diet: A policeman was terribly overweight and was getting heat from his sergeant and humorous remarks from his fellow officers and was ordered to go on a diet. The department doctor put him on a special diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds." When the officer returned, he shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?" The officer nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" "No, from all that skipping."
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    haha. that was cute. I must admit that my blonde roots took a few minutes to figure it out. Maybe I can blame it on the pain meds?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrae View Post
    haha. that was cute. I must admit that my blonde roots took a few minutes to figure it out. Maybe I can blame it on the pain meds?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrae View Post
    haha. that was cute. I must admit that my blonde roots took a few minutes to figure it out. Maybe I can blame it on the pain meds?
    nah, blame it on the Term....
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