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    Cross240 is offline Temporarily Civilianized
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    Southern Hospitality

    You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South.
    Some of you will enjoy this more than others... Southerners can be so polite!

    Atlanta Airport


    Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land


    eastbound on runway 9R



    Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."

    Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

    Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great."

    Pause...

    Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"

    Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511."

    Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE."



    Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your little hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- "

    There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. -- Ernest Hemingway

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    gozling is offline the gene pool could use a little chlorine
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    LMAO that is great
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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    That was priceless

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Cross240 again.


    Someone hit him up for me!!
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    Some people are meant to be the police......Some people are meant to call the police!!!

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    -Ronald Reagan


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    General Norman Schwartzkopf

    Not all Muslims are Terrorists, but all Terrorists are Muslim.
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    that is funny
    -=Twan007


    Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.

    Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.





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