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03-19-08, 01:34 AM #1
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If Men Wrote Advice Columns
YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!
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03-19-08, 01:43 AM #2
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I thought it was funny but my female partner failed to see the humor.
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03-19-08, 01:49 AM #3
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Originally Posted by Cidp24
I thought it was funny but my female partner failed to see the humor.
Well tell her to cook you a nice meal while she thinks about it
YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!
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03-19-08, 02:18 AM #4
Please dont check the trunk...
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Originally Posted by Cidp24
I thought it was funny but my female partner failed to see the humor. Originally Posted by k-9max
Well tell her to cook you a nice meal while she thinks about it
Now that was funny!
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03-19-08, 02:19 AM #5
Please dont check the trunk...
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K-9 sorry man, I tried
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to k-9max again.
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03-19-08, 02:32 AM #6
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Wow that was all good advise, I didnt see anything wrong with it either.
"An Unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper
Some people are meant to be the police......Some people are meant to call the police!!!
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Not all Muslims are Terrorists, but all Terrorists are Muslim.
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to k-9max again.
Hmmm....tried myself.Do not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me
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03-19-08, 02:36 AM #8
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Got him.
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I got him too.
"An Unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper
Some people are meant to be the police......Some people are meant to call the police!!!
"Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it and hell where they already have it."
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" I believe that forgiving them (Terrorist) is God's function. OUR job is to arrange the meeting."
General Norman Schwartzkopf
Not all Muslims are Terrorists, but all Terrorists are Muslim.
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03-19-08, 08:29 AM #10
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Got him for you that was great!! Originally Posted by Shoestring
Lead from the front and always remember those who came first.
Capt. Ocativo "OX" Gonzalez
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Always remember that a casket is hotter than your vest.
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03-19-08, 09:26 AM #11
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That was hilarious.
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03-19-08, 10:01 AM #12
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Originally Posted by k-9max
Well tell her to cook you a nice meal while she thinks about it
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03-24-08, 12:34 AM #13
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Originally Posted by BigDawg
Did you try to use it yet?
YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!
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03-24-08, 03:05 AM #14
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Re: the clitoris question.
My best friend is a guy. It's a deal. Video tape and all.
Strangely I feel no guilt to ease.
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03-24-08, 04:07 AM #15
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Originally Posted by Ducky
Re: the clitoris question.
My best friend is a guy. It's a deal. Video tape and all.
Strangely I feel no guilt to ease.
I do believe I'm speechless.Romans 8:28-31
"Anima Sana In Corpore Sano"
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03-24-08, 10:31 AM #16
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Originally Posted by Ducky
Re: the clitoris question.
My best friend is a guy. It's a deal. Video tape and all.
Strangely I feel no guilt to ease.
Ummmmmm, ummmm, OK
YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
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03-24-08, 12:46 PM #17
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Ok, for the cheap seats.
If my hubby couldn't be bothered to concern himself with my clit, then damn skippy I'd enlist my best friend's help and video tape it. Then give it to him on his birthday.Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.
A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with it do it on your own time or ask your best friend to help. You may wish to videotape yourself while doing this and present it to your husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral sex on him and cook him a delicious meal.
If you hadn't noticed, I'm bitchy and evil like that.
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