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    Talking What woman could resist a card like this?

    This would make a lovely Valentine's, wedding proposal, or anniversary card.


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    Those are probably not big sellers at political functions.
    Lead from the front and always remember those who came first.



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    Always remember that a casket is hotter than your vest.

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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Can you find one that says, "If you forgive me for the blowjob, I'll help YOU run for president later?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissMyCaprice View Post
    Can you find one that says, "If you forgive me for the blowjob, I'll help YOU run for president later?"

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    This is one for Jenna

    I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly
    dirty and shabb y-looking homeless woman who asked me for a
    couple of dollars for dinner.


    I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this
    money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?''No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman told me.
    'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked. 'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said.
    'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.''Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked.

    'Are you NUTS !' replied the homeless woman. ' I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!''Well,' I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money.
    Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my
    husband and me tonight.'

    The homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband
    be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty,
    and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'
    I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman
    looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.'


 

 

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