NEW MIRANDA RIGHTS!!!

[PSDIVERTOM]

The Revised Miranda Rights Version 1

1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run away from me.
2. Should you decide to run, I shall direct my K-9 to chase you down to the ends of the earth.
3. You have the right to have your lawyer run with you. Should he refuse, a recent Law School graduate will be appointed by the court to jog along with you.
4. If while running, you suddenly decide to end the race, beware that my K-9 may or may not understand your intentions, and may continue his persuit of you in full stride.
5. You may stop running at any time, at your own risk.
6. Good luck. On your mark, get set....GO!!!!!


The Revised Miranda Rights Version 2

1. You have the rights to an ASS-kicking.
2. You have the right to have a priest and/or an EMT present at the time of the ASS-kicking.
3. If you don't have a priest, one will be appointed free of charge, to read you your last prayer.

[MissMyCaprice]

MissMyCaprice's Theory of Miranda Rights:

Your Miranda Rights should be printed on the back of your Social Security card.
There! You've already been advised. We don't have to do it anymore.
No Social Security card, no Miranda Rights!

[depusm12]

MissMyCaprice's Theory of Miranda Rights:

Your Miranda Rights should be printed on the back of your Social Security card.
There! You've already been advised. We don't have to do it anymore.
No Social Security card, no Miranda Rights!

+1 on that