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04-01-08, 06:39 PM #1
Man of The House
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE'.
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and
'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of
this house and my word is Law.
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.
you will massage my feet and hands.
Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?
'The wife replied, 'The fuckin' funeral director would be my first
guess.'....YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!
04-01-08, 06:47 PM #2
04-01-08, 07:19 PM #3
04-01-08, 11:12 PM #4
Reminds me of The Man Song
Choose The Right. When you're doing whats right, then you have nothing to worry about.
Not a LEO
In memory of Sgt. Howard K. Stevenson 1965 - 2005. Ceres Police Dept.
In memory of Robert N. Panos 1955 - 2008 Ceres Police Dept.
04-01-08, 11:13 PM #5
LOL I like that one!!**********************
"I used to care
but now I take a pill for that"
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