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02-21-06, 11:56 PM #1
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning.
The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly towards a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize.
She explained that she was a physical therapist and said, "Please allow me to help. I know that I could relieve your pain if you would allow me!".
"Ummph, oooh, nooo, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.
But the woman persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him.
She gently took his hands away and laid them at his sides. She loosened his pants, put her hands inside and began to massage his private parts.
She then asked him, "How does that feel?"
To which he replied, "It really feels great, but how is that going to help my thumb that still hurts like hell!"
.The Swamp Mafia -"Heaven doesn't want us,and Hell's afraid we'll take over!!".
02-22-06, 05:34 PM #2
Too funny. LOL!
A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.
It enriches those who receive it,without making poorer those who give.It takes but a moment, but the memoryof it sometimes lasts forever.
None is so rich or mighty that hecan get along without it,and none is so poor but thathe can be made rich by it.
A smile creates happiness in the home,fosters goodwill in business,and is the countersign of friendship.
It brings rest to the weary,cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.
Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,or stolen, for it is something that is of novalue to anyone until it is given away.
Some people are too tired to give you a smile.Give them one of yours, as none needs a smileso much as he who has no more to give.
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02-22-06, 08:31 PM #3
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