My wife left me
My wife left me but I'm not sure why.
After our last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses, so I'd have to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker - - maybe a 12 pack on weekends.
Anyway, I gave it up but the other day she came home from grocery shopping and when I looked at the receipt and saw $45 for makeup. I said, "Wait a minute. I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"
She said, "But honey, I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."
I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"
I don't think she'll be back!http://bestsmileys.com/dancing/11.gif