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Thread: My wife left me
02-21-06, 11:21 PM #1
My wife left me
My wife left me but I'm not sure why.
After our last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses, so I'd have to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker - - maybe a 12 pack on weekends.
Anyway, I gave it up but the other day she came home from grocery shopping and when I looked at the receipt and saw $45 for makeup. I said, "Wait a minute. I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"
She said, "But honey, I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."
I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"
I don't think she'll be back!
.The Swamp Mafia -"Heaven doesn't want us,and Hell's afraid we'll take over!!".
02-22-06, 03:20 PM #2
LOL! I doubt it.
A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.
It enriches those who receive it,without making poorer those who give.It takes but a moment, but the memoryof it sometimes lasts forever.
None is so rich or mighty that hecan get along without it,and none is so poor but thathe can be made rich by it.
A smile creates happiness in the home,fosters goodwill in business,and is the countersign of friendship.
It brings rest to the weary,cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.
Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,or stolen, for it is something that is of novalue to anyone until it is given away.
Some people are too tired to give you a smile.Give them one of yours, as none needs a smileso much as he who has no more to give.
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