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04-06-08, 10:48 PM #1
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Redneck pick up lines...
1) Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can’t hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I’d like to check you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I’d store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away.
8) Fat Penguin ....... Sorry, I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
9) I know I’m not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
10) I can’t find my puppy , can you help me find him? I Think he went into this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin’, we kin sleep Til afternoon.
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA
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04-06-08, 11:06 PM #2
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04-07-08, 02:27 AM #3
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Haha.. I would laugh extremely hard if anyone tried to use these lines...
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04-07-08, 02:20 PM #4
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I'm gonna use #6 (If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I’d store my nuts in yer hole.) to try and make a "hook up" with some of the females here on OR.
Searching for Evil and the Perfect donut (Love that book)
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