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04-14-08, 11:49 PM #1
Why did the chicken cross the road?
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part oflife, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
GEORGE W. BUSH :
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
COLIN POWELL :
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image ofthe chicken crossing the road..
BARRACK OBAMA :
Because he wanted change! Nobody said the other side was better but it WAS different.
JOHN KERRY :
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
To vote for me, of course. It is my time and I am the only person in the world who can save America (with a little help from Bill)
PAT BUCHANAN :
To steal the job of a decent, hard working American.
DR SEUSS :
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
NANCY PELOSI :
To donate his skin for my next face lift.
JOHN EDWARDS :
To come to the law offices of John Edwards& Associates so he could file a lawsuit against KFC for inhumane treatment of chickens awaiting slaughter.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY :
To die in the rain. Alone.
HARRY REID :
This is unacceptable to me; it's unacceptable to the American people. This chicken must stay on his side of the road.
JERRY FALWELL :
Because the chicken was gay! Can'tyou people see the plain truth? That's why they call it the 'other side'. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken,you will become gay. too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side'. That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.
BARBARA WALTERS :
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went onto accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON :
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never crash.
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
To show how he WOULD have crossed the street if he crossed the street.
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
AL GORE :
I invented the chicken!
COLONEL SANDERS :
Did I miss one?
DICK CHENEY :
Where's my gun?--
"And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes, I'll see you on the dark side of the moon..."
04-15-08, 03:07 AM #2
Would be funnier if each and every one of them wasn't spot on true.\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
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"...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
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