How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

[WAMBAUGHREADER]

How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light
bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6
to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is
"lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light
bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take
this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to
buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this
technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to
this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all
headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot
handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions
about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
start it all over again.

[FishTail]

Lol...about sums it up.

Hmm...might have to move this to the jokes section

[katiemh]

I posted it in the joke section a long time ago.

http://www.lawenforcementforums.com/...read.php?t=575

Geez, Crazy Fat Kid Wambaugh, you're a horrible stalker.

[BEK]

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again

he didnt respond just reposted....its been less than 6 months though
What about someone getting banned by term. haha

[WAMBAUGHREADER]

I posted it in the joke section a long time ago.

http://www.lawenforcementforums.com/...read.php?t=575

Geez, Crazy Fat Kid Wambaugh, you're a horrible stalker.

its hard bein a fat stalker... people can always hear you breathing heavy when you're trying to hide.

I posted this on RP and P1 like forever ago. so

Re postings are inevitable.

[MountainCop]

sheesh.. I thought it was 25:

One to hold the lightbulb and 24 to drink enough booze to make the forum spin around...

Or two:

One to hold the lightbulb and one banned user logging back on to make all the mods spin around...