Welcome to the APBWeb.
Results 1 to 6 of 6
  1. #1
    WAMBAUGHREADER's Avatar
    WAMBAUGHREADER is offline Fattest, cop, ever.
    Join Date
    02-07-06
    Location
    parts unknown
    Posts
    139
    Rep Power
    20388

    How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

    How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?

    1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
    changed
    14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
    light bulb could have been changed differently
    7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
    1 to move it to the Lighting section
    2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
    7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light
    bulbs
    5 to flame the spell checkers
    3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
    6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6
    to condemn those 6 as stupid
    2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is
    "lamp"
    15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light
    bulb" is perfectly correct
    19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take
    this discussion to a lightbulb forum
    11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
    bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
    36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to
    buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this
    technique and what brands are faulty
    7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
    4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
    corrected URL's
    3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to
    this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
    13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all
    headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
    5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot
    handle the light bulb controversy
    4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
    13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions
    about light bulbs"
    1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
    start it all over again.
    Do you want me to get naked and start the revolution?

  2. #2
    FishTail Guest
    Lol...about sums it up.

    Hmm...might have to move this to the jokes section

  3. #3
    katiemh Guest
    I posted it in the joke section a long time ago.

    http://www.lawenforcementforums.com/...read.php?t=575

    Geez, Crazy Fat Kid Wambaugh, you're a horrible stalker.
    Last edited by katiemh; 02-22-06 at 07:44 PM.

  4. #4
    BEK's Avatar
    BEK
    BEK is offline Lieutenant
    Verified LEO
    Join Date
    01-02-06
    Location
    Minnesota
    Posts
    2,101
    Rep Power
    3397443
    1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again
    he didnt respond just reposted....its been less than 6 months though
    What about someone getting banned by term. haha


  5. #5
    WAMBAUGHREADER's Avatar
    WAMBAUGHREADER is offline Fattest, cop, ever.
    Join Date
    02-07-06
    Location
    parts unknown
    Posts
    139
    Rep Power
    20388
    Quote Originally Posted by katiemh
    I posted it in the joke section a long time ago.

    http://www.lawenforcementforums.com/...read.php?t=575

    Geez, Crazy Fat Kid Wambaugh, you're a horrible stalker.
    its hard bein a fat stalker... people can always hear you breathing heavy when you're trying to hide.

    I posted this on RP and P1 like forever ago. so

    Re postings are inevitable.
    Do you want me to get naked and start the revolution?

  6. #6
    MountainCop Guest
    sheesh.. I thought it was 25:

    One to hold the lightbulb and 24 to drink enough booze to make the forum spin around...

    Or two:

    One to hold the lightbulb and one banned user logging back on to make all the mods spin around...


 

 

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. Light Bulb Jokes
    By Willowdared in forum Shenanigans
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 02-09-07, 08:02 AM
  2. The Bulb Police
    By Piggybank Cop in forum General Topics
    Replies: 8
    Last Post: 02-01-07, 09:21 AM

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •