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    terrorist kidnapping

    A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into Downtown Chicago.
    Nothing is moving north or south.
    Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
    The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the hold up?'
    'Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton.
    They are asking for a $10 million ransom.
    Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire.
    We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.'
    The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'
    'About a gallon.'

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    213th is online now It's empty and cold without you here
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    Choose The Right. When you're doing whats right, then you have nothing to worry about.

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    In memory of Sgt. Howard K. Stevenson 1965 - 2005. Ceres Police Dept.
    In memory of Robert N. Panos 1955 - 2008 Ceres Police Dept.









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    armsmaster270 is offline Ret. Sac. P.D. - 270th M.P. Co., Now with D.H.S.
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    I'll donate a gallon


    Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer. --Al Bundy

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