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    One to many Questions!

    Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question:




    WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?



    HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!'



    WIFE: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?'


    HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.'


    WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?'


    HUSBAND: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.'


    WIFE: 'You would?' (With a hurt look)


    HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)


    WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?'


    HUSBAND: 'Sure, it's a great house.'


    WIFE: 'Would you sleep with her in our bed?'


    HUSBAND: 'Where else would we sleep?'


    WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my car?'


    HUSBAND: 'Probably, it is almost new.'


    WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'


    HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do'


    WIFE: 'Would you give her my jewelry?'


    HUSBAND: 'No, I'm sure she'd want her own.'


    WIFE: 'Would you take her golfing with you?


    HUSBAND: 'Yes, those are always good times.'


    WIFE: 'Would she use my golf clubs?


    HUSBAND: 'No, she's left-handed.'


    WIFE: -- silence --


    HUSBAND: 'SHIT
    YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.

    Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
    Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!

    As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked, Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!

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    "...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q


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    Duhhhhh

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrDucky View Post
    Duhhhhh
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    "...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    No domestics on here please
    YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.

    Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
    Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!

    As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked, Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!

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    Ouch!
    Somebody Please, what the hell is that smell?

    "The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."

    The views, opinions, stupid off the cuff comments, mouthy, obnoxious, thoughtless, etc etc etc are not always or even some of the time the belief of my department, so bugger off!

 

 

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