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    Mexican Electric Chair

    Mexican Electric Chair

    Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation.
    They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be
    executed in the morning - though none of them can remember what they
    did the night before.
    The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is
    asked if she has any last words.
    She says, "I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in
    the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf Of the
    innocent." They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all
    immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness,
    and release her.

    The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words.
    "I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the
    power of Justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They
    throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again they all
    immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.

    The last one (you know it), a blonde, is strapped in and says, well
    I'm from the University of Texas and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, ya'll ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mavriktu View Post

    The last one (you know it), a blonde, is strapped in and says, well
    I'm from the University of Texas and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering
    , and I'll tell ya right now, ya'll ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in.
    Hey Mav, good job, but it doesnt flow right, the part I have highlighted is not believable in the first place Hardy Har har har
    Somebody Please, what the hell is that smell?

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    The views, opinions, stupid off the cuff comments, mouthy, obnoxious, thoughtless, etc etc etc are not always or even some of the time the belief of my department, so bugger off!

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