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04-30-08, 09:48 PM #1
First, Ask Yourself This
Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself
Before Having Sex In A McDonald's
10 Should I take her someplace more romantic like Applebee's?
9 Am I going to get "The McClap"?
8 Should we just stay in the car and have sex in the drive-thru?
7 The rats won't mind, will they?
6 Would she rather have had a 'Whopper'?
5 Is this what my dad meant when he said, "Go get a job at McDonald's"?
4 Should I add fries and a soda for an extra 99 cents?
3 Can I tell my wife I was just getting a 'Happy Meal'?
2 Should I see a psychiatrist?
1 Is this going to hurt my wife's presidential campaign?Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.
Do not puff, shade, skew, tailor, firm up, stretch, massage,
or otherwise distort statements of fact.FBI Special Agent Coleen Rowley
05-01-08, 02:30 PM #2
05-01-08, 03:59 PM #3Pleasing nobody, one person at a time.
That which does not kill me, better start fucking running.
If I lived every day like it was my last, the body count would be staggering.
I intend to go in harm's way. -John Paul Jones
Hunt the wolf, and bring light to the dark places that others fear to go. LT COL Dave Grossman
05-01-08, 05:14 PM #4I'm your huckleberry...
Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentus telum est!
You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.
I was looking for a saint who was a devil of a lover,
but every girl I found was either one way or the other...
05-01-08, 06:10 PM #5
I think it was posting the video.
05-01-08, 09:36 PM #6
Ha! Nope. You would have to understand my area. The former officer was a favored officer with the Chief because his dad contributed heavily to his campaign fund. The reason I said anything at all was because he was observed by several members of the public and the sheriffs office. Being the only member of the PD at the time on scene and they were all looking at me. So I interceded, sent them on their way and informed his immediate supervisor who informed his supervisor. That person made me write a statement. The problem was that this officer was an idiot and I told him that on several occasions. He also flunked his last FTO phase. He was a golden child so the admin passed him on. The statement I wrote was forwarded to the Chief who thought I had it out for the officer and he got pissed off that I wrote the report and he passed the message along that I should stop being vindictive and leave the officer alone.
It didn't matter. The officer was fired twice. Once for bad mouthing the Chief and finally for being thought to have stolen money from a crime scene.Do not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me
We are who we choose to be.
R.I.P. Arielle. 08/20/2010-09/16/2012
05-01-08, 09:54 PM #7
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