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    Talking First, Ask Yourself This

    Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself
    Before Having Sex In A McDonald's

    10 Should I take her someplace more romantic like Applebee's?

    9 Am I going to get "The McClap"?

    8 Should we just stay in the car and have sex in the drive-thru?

    7 The rats won't mind, will they?

    6 Would she rather have had a 'Whopper'?

    5 Is this what my dad meant when he said, "Go get a job at McDonald's"?

    4 Should I add fries and a soda for an extra 99 cents?

    3 Can I tell my wife I was just getting a 'Happy Meal'?

    2 Should I see a psychiatrist?


    1 Is this going to hurt my wife's presidential campaign?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PDawg View Post
    Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself
    Before Having Sex In A McDonald's

    10 Should I take her someplace more romantic like Applebee's?

    9 Am I going to get "The McClap"?

    8 Should we just stay in the car and have sex in the drive-thru?
    Busted a former trainee of mine doing this very thing. She was humping him in his seat while he drove out of the line. Drunk as hell. I reported him to the Chief and I got in trouble. I couldn't stand the little shit.

    7 The rats won't mind, will they?

    6 Would she rather have had a 'Whopper'?

    5 Is this what my dad meant when he said, "Go get a job at McDonald's"?

    4 Should I add fries and a soda for an extra 99 cents?

    3 Can I tell my wife I was just getting a 'Happy Meal'?

    2 Should I see a psychiatrist?


    1 Is this going to hurt my wife's presidential campaign?
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    Quote Originally Posted by lewisipso View Post
    Busted a former trainee of mine doing this very thing. She was humping him in his seat while he drove out of the line. Drunk as hell. I reported him to the Chief and I got in trouble. I couldn't stand the little shit.
    How did YOU get in trouble????
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xiphos View Post
    How did YOU get in trouble????
    Maybe their department has a policy about cock-blocking?
    I'm your huckleberry...

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    I think it was posting the video.

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    Ha! Nope. You would have to understand my area. The former officer was a favored officer with the Chief because his dad contributed heavily to his campaign fund. The reason I said anything at all was because he was observed by several members of the public and the sheriffs office. Being the only member of the PD at the time on scene and they were all looking at me. So I interceded, sent them on their way and informed his immediate supervisor who informed his supervisor. That person made me write a statement. The problem was that this officer was an idiot and I told him that on several occasions. He also flunked his last FTO phase. He was a golden child so the admin passed him on. The statement I wrote was forwarded to the Chief who thought I had it out for the officer and he got pissed off that I wrote the report and he passed the message along that I should stop being vindictive and leave the officer alone.
    It didn't matter. The officer was fired twice. Once for bad mouthing the Chief and finally for being thought to have stolen money from a crime scene.
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    Quote Originally Posted by maclean View Post
    Maybe their department has a policy about cock-blocking?
    as well they should!
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