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    Speeding

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    Seattle, WA policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem- a 12- year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was down the road with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)
    BETTER: A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Silverdale , WA . A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
    BEST: A Young woman was pulled over for speeding. A WA State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball. "He replied, " Washington State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left

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    "Washington State Troopers don't have balls"

    Muhahahahahahaha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by maclean View Post
    "Washington State Troopers don't have balls"

    Muhahahahahahaha!

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    I don't actually want to try that, but I would love to be shotgun to someone who does
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    He who has the power, has the money.

 

 

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