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02-23-06, 09:55 AM #1
A day in the life of a repairman.
Donna's dishwasher quit working so she called a
repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman,
"I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on
the counter, and I'll mail you a check."
"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog. He
won't bother you.But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances,
talk to my parrot!"
"I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"
When the repairman arrived at Donna's apartment
the following day, he
discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog
he had ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the
carpet watching the repairman go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole
time with his incessant
yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the
repairman couldn't contain
himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you
stupid, ugly bird!"
To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"
A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.
It enriches those who receive it,without making poorer those who give.It takes but a moment, but the memoryof it sometimes lasts forever.
None is so rich or mighty that hecan get along without it,and none is so poor but thathe can be made rich by it.
A smile creates happiness in the home,fosters goodwill in business,and is the countersign of friendship.
It brings rest to the weary,cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.
Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,or stolen, for it is something that is of novalue to anyone until it is given away.
Some people are too tired to give you a smile.Give them one of yours, as none needs a smileso much as he who has no more to give.
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