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05-06-08, 11:49 AM #1
The Good,Bad and uglyThe Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Side of Life
Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: it's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.
Good: Your youngest son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.
Good: Your wife and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: Your wife can't find her birth controlpills.
Ugly:Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.
Good: Your oldest son understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks betterthan your wife.
Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your 10 year olddaughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.
Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend.
Good: Your 15 year old daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.
Very Ugly: She makes more money than you do.
05-07-08, 03:19 PM #2
reminded me of a song I heard on the radio.
Choose The Right. When you're doing whats right, then you have nothing to worry about.
Not a LEO
In memory of Sgt. Howard K. Stevenson 1965 - 2005. Ceres Police Dept.
In memory of Robert N. Panos 1955 - 2008 Ceres Police Dept.
05-07-08, 06:08 PM #3
We are who we choose to be.
R.I.P. Arielle. 08/20/2010-09/16/2012
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