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    mavriktu is offline Patrol Sgt.
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    The Good,Bad and ugly

    The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Side of Life


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    Good: Your wife is pregnant.


    Bad: it's triplets.


    Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.


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    Good: Your wife's not talking to you.


    Bad: She wants a divorce.


    Ugly: She's a lawyer.


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    Good: Your youngest son is finally maturing.


    Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.


    Ugly: So are you.


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    Good: Your wife and you agree, no more kids.


    Bad: Your wife can't find her birth controlpills.


    Ugly:Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.


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    Good: Your oldest son understands fashion.


    Bad: He's a cross-dresser.


    Ugly: He looks betterthan your wife.


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    Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your 10 year olddaughter.


    Bad: She keeps interrupting.


    Ugly: With corrections.


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    Good: Your son is dating someone new.


    Bad: It's another man.


    Ugly: He's your best friend.


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    Good: Your 15 year old daughter got a new job.


    Bad: As a hooker.


    Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.


    Very Ugly: She makes more money than you do.


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    CTR man is offline Officer First Class
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    reminded me of a song I heard on the radio.


    Choose The Right. When you're doing whats right, then you have nothing to worry about.

    Not a LEO

    In memory of Sgt. Howard K. Stevenson 1965 - 2005. Ceres Police Dept.
    In memory of Robert N. Panos 1955 - 2008 Ceres Police Dept.









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    lewisipso is offline Injustice/Indifference/In God we trust
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    Wow.
    Do not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me

    We are who we choose to be.

    R.I.P. Arielle. 08/20/2010-09/16/2012


 

 

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