The Good,Bad and ugly

[mavriktu]

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Side of Life

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Good: Your wife is pregnant.

Bad: it's triplets.

Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

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Good: Your wife's not talking to you.

Bad: She wants a divorce.

Ugly: She's a lawyer.

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Good: Your youngest son is finally maturing.

Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.

Ugly: So are you.

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Good: Your wife and you agree, no more kids.

Bad: Your wife can't find her birth controlpills.

Ugly:Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.

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Good: Your oldest son understands fashion.

Bad: He's a cross-dresser.

Ugly: He looks betterthan your wife.

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Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your 10 year olddaughter.

Bad: She keeps interrupting.

Ugly: With corrections.

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Good: Your son is dating someone new.

Bad: It's another man.

Ugly: He's your best friend.

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Good: Your 15 year old daughter got a new job.

Bad: As a hooker.

Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.

Very Ugly: She makes more money than you do.

[CTR man]

reminded me of a song I heard on the radio.

[lewisipso]

Wow.